#stuffemilysays

Hey! It's Kelly :) 
I would first like to say that I have the full permission of Ms. Emily Katz to write this blog post.
Emily is a very intelligent person. Occasionally Emily's mouth works faster than her brain does. In the event that this occurs, well, I'll let you see for yourself. I've taken it upon myself to begin to keep a record of the wild things Emily says. 

So without further ado, I present the #StuffEmilySays


"My mom tries to like, buy my affection"

"Guys no matter how much celery you eat it's just like never filling"

"Guys this is really weird for me I never think before I speak"

"I don't drink milk cause I don't wanna like die"

 "You're going to be killing people" (I said I wanted to be a lawyer)

"What the heck is this telethon?"

"Why would you take the SATs? they're for stupid people" 

"I just completely made that up but I'm pretty sure it's true." 

"I don't eat pigs because they're not Jewish" 

"STOP trying to make a move on me guys!" (while eating lunch)

Me: "You don't like eating chocolate chips? Elizabeth you're the minority here." 
Emily: "Kelly! Don't be racist!"

"It's like who wore it best - {the hair edition}. But with the added challenge of getting a good view without being creepy." 

"I didn't know I wasn't pregnant. (I was just fat)" - Emily's idea for a show 

"So we were learning about statistics in stats today..."

"Guys teen pregnancy is a serious issue" (talking about Santa)

"I can't just purr on cue it has to come naturally"

"Cows have best friends, duh"

"What does conceive mean again?"

"I thought brains were purple...?"

To summarize, Emily has made my life much more interesting. And she rocks.